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Holy Shit!
This may be accurate!
When I was 7, my IQ was tested at school, and I measured 135+ (because that was as high as their testing shit went); and they sent a letter home, and talked to my parents about me being “tested further.” But that never happened.
And I’m teetering on being a Fuck Trump Nazi.
Neat!
What a coincidence, when I was 135, my nursing home tested my IQ and found it to be 7. Those were heady days, it was the Bicentennial, and the tall ships were in New York Harbor.
Sounds like your vampire minion did not properly care for your coffin. Or maybe you were in torpor when they tested you. Quel dommage!
Ah, Back in Rome, A.D. 135, I scored a total of IQ on the standard test. I was Promoted to Centurion.
You might be the smartest man of your age!
When I was I was 7 a kid told me santa clause wasn’t real so I punched him in the face. Then his brother got mad so I also punched him in the face.
Awesome!
When I was 7 years old, I got pissed off at my 12 year old brother, and told him Santa was all a hoax; and he openly wept, comme ca: “Boo! Hoo! Hoo!” (fists in eyes) in the friggin mall, and never forgave me.
Good times!
You know how people wake up tired and groggy and confused? One time when I was a kid, it was July or something, nowhere near Christmas. I ran into my sisters room in the middle of the night and I shook her awake. I said “Santa came, come look at your presents! Hurry look he at everything he brought!” It took her a second to wake up then she jumped up all excited and smiling and ran down the stairs. Then she saw the empty living room. I remember the way she just stared at it then looked at me confused then disappointed. She says it’s not Christmas. Went back upstairs. She still thinks it’s hilarious.
I usually get between 130 and 140, but I don't think I've ever been properly tested. I remember always acing the spatial reasoning tests.
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