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[–] 4 pts

When I was I was 7 a kid told me santa clause wasn’t real so I punched him in the face. Then his brother got mad so I also punched him in the face.

[–] 4 pts

Awesome!

When I was 7 years old, I got pissed off at my 12 year old brother, and told him Santa was all a hoax; and he openly wept, comme ca: “Boo! Hoo! Hoo!” (fists in eyes) in the friggin mall, and never forgave me.

Good times!

[–] 6 pts

You know how people wake up tired and groggy and confused? One time when I was a kid, it was July or something, nowhere near Christmas. I ran into my sisters room in the middle of the night and I shook her awake. I said “Santa came, come look at your presents! Hurry look he at everything he brought!” It took her a second to wake up then she jumped up all excited and smiling and ran down the stairs. Then she saw the empty living room. I remember the way she just stared at it then looked at me confused then disappointed. She says it’s not Christmas. Went back upstairs. She still thinks it’s hilarious.

Then you were visited by the ghosts of 4th of July Past, Present, and Future.

[–] 1 pt

Wow! That’s kinda dark!

Glad she is laughing with you about it!

That was a righteous wicked prank!

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Have not talked to my brother in about thirty years. If he ever knocks on my door, I will presume it will be to murder me; and I will kill him first. It wasn’t only the Santa thing; but that was the proverbial stone that started the snowball that led to the avalanche.