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[–] 4 pts

When I was I was 7 a kid told me santa clause wasn’t real so I punched him in the face. Then his brother got mad so I also punched him in the face.

[–] 4 pts

Awesome!

When I was 7 years old, I got pissed off at my 12 year old brother, and told him Santa was all a hoax; and he openly wept, comme ca: “Boo! Hoo! Hoo!” (fists in eyes) in the friggin mall, and never forgave me.

Good times!

[–] 6 pts

You know how people wake up tired and groggy and confused? One time when I was a kid, it was July or something, nowhere near Christmas. I ran into my sisters room in the middle of the night and I shook her awake. I said “Santa came, come look at your presents! Hurry look he at everything he brought!” It took her a second to wake up then she jumped up all excited and smiling and ran down the stairs. Then she saw the empty living room. I remember the way she just stared at it then looked at me confused then disappointed. She says it’s not Christmas. Went back upstairs. She still thinks it’s hilarious.

[–] 1 pt

Wow! That’s kinda dark!

Glad she is laughing with you about it!

That was a righteous wicked prank!

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Have not talked to my brother in about thirty years. If he ever knocks on my door, I will presume it will be to murder me; and I will kill him first. It wasn’t only the Santa thing; but that was the proverbial stone that started the snowball that led to the avalanche.

Then you were visited by the ghosts of 4th of July Past, Present, and Future.