Ain’t fallin’ for that one again!
Nosiree!
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Who is this John Solomon?
Some sort of Hebrew wizard?
Sounds suspicious.
My father’s oldest son, who is about 25 years older than me, used to say: “Hey, kids! Who wants burgers?” whenever we passed by a burger joint, or such and so with other foods; and all his kids would be like: “Me! Me! Me!” then he would say: “Oh no! We passed it!” I only fell for that malarkey maybe once.
This asymptotic: “The candidate who won the election will actually be put in office!” thing has stung me deeply. Like that story about the mouse who encountered an elephant with a thorn in her foot; and he says: “Hey, babe! I can get that thorn out, if ya let me fuck ya!” And she’s like: “Okay!” Then the mouse is going at it; and some monkeys in a tree start laughing, and accidentally knock a coconut on the elephant’s head; and she says: “Ouch!” and the mouse slaps her ass, and says: “Take it all, bitch!”
Lost my train of thought.
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