IT'S HABBENING!!!! TRUMP TO BE REINSTADEDED!!! PATRIOTS UNITE!!! [606x495 - 129KB]

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Fake, Solomon didn't tweet that.

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Who gives a fuck ... Oh. Wait. You're a quck.

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Now listen and listen good.

If Trump is indeed reinstated, whichever way that happens, before the next pres election, I know you will come back here and publicly admit you were wrong.

You feel me?

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I won't publicly admit anything. This is a joke post for faggots like you.

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2 mor weks!

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wash your hands, eww

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Ain’t fallin’ for that one again!

Nosiree!

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Who is this John Solomon?

Some sort of Hebrew wizard?

Sounds suspicious.

My father’s oldest son, who is about 25 years older than me, used to say: “Hey, kids! Who wants burgers?” whenever we passed by a burger joint, or such and so with other foods; and all his kids would be like: “Me! Me! Me!” then he would say: “Oh no! We passed it!” I only fell for that malarkey maybe once.

This asymptotic: “The candidate who won the election will actually be put in office!” thing has stung me deeply. Like that story about the mouse who encountered an elephant with a thorn in her foot; and he says: “Hey, babe! I can get that thorn out, if ya let me fuck ya!” And she’s like: “Okay!” Then the mouse is going at it; and some monkeys in a tree start laughing, and accidentally knock a coconut on the elephant’s head; and she says: “Ouch!” and the mouse slaps her ass, and says: “Take it all, bitch!”

Lost my train of thought.