Because of ground apes and other shitskins funneled into higher education by jews. Next question.
Add the internet in there.
"Okay...don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring, too. He, uh, he's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. But that does not relieve you from your responsibility for this material!" - Professor Dave Jennings.
If analysis and consumption of the thoughts of the great Western thinkers was easy it wouldn't take any effort and everyone could do it. Not everyone can. Therefore, get rid of it, and replace that turgid text with dei written at the 3rd grade level.
The keepers of the flame will remain responsible for this material.
