Riiiight. Among other things such as: Mein Kampf was ghostwritten He was brainwashed with hypnosis hitler was fag pedo fucked his niece fucked eva braun who had jewish roots took 74 different drugs took speed took bull semen took pig hormones took female hormones loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time jung said he had female handwriting jung said he was like talking to a nation had brown eyes had blue eyes lost both testicles had one testicle had three testicles had a small deformed penis was a jew was a crossdresser who fucked nazi officers in front of the jews in the camps had african ancestry was a spendthrift was a miser made 50 jewish men fight to the death but heroically they didn't fight was impotent was obsessed with health was a vegan was a crazed sex maniac had syphilis because of a jewish prostitute had a scat fetish strangled 15 jewish babies with his own two hands all the while laughing like an unhinged maniac loved Coca-Cola and ice cream was cold and believed only in reason had emotional outbursts multiple times a day stole the Ferrari Volkswagen from a jewish engineer dodged 1.75 million pounds in taxes was in prison too little time was in prison too long and it made him write mein kampf was a banker's plant since Farber gave him money signed a pact to start a war at Versailles steeped the nazis in Kabbalah was abstemious and hated alcohol he always put his elbows on the table while eating he would drink soup from the bowl while it was 1/3 full when he cut the cake for his guests he'd take the first piece he would shoot the wastepaper basket from the other side of the room not bothering to pick up the ones that had missed when they ordered pizza he would rush and elbow others to take the biggest slice when in the movie theater he would talk loudly at the screen and played coy pointing to goebbels or goering when the ushers came to reprimand him when eating spaghetti he would slurp the noodles like the japanese taught him