Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie Takes his tests and wears his maskies Still got Covid, every strain Got spike proteins in his brain Got the VAIDS at 24, "Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!" Had a stroke at 25, "Thank Moderna I'm alive!" Swollen heart at 26, Prayed to Pfizer for a fix Died of SADS at 27, Somehow thought he'd get to heaven Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie Took his clot shots, wore his maskies Obituary headline noted: "Maxxie Vaxxer Dies of Covid"