Afrowasp... If I'm guessing then you're trying to tell me that you're a South African White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. That's a very weird way to say you're about to be raped by niggers and no western country will take you b/c niggers are goog for liberals. You might be a faggot but my mouth remains unwatered.
No flies on you, sharp as fuck.
How can you not like Bacon? Only, Islamics, Jews, Vegetarians and dizzy supermodels reject bacon.
WTF, I love bacon... Take it from a guy that once fucked and impregnated a canteloupe. Grease is good and bacon super goog. Whatever fruit you decide to fuck, select one of adequate size. The canteloupe was my "American Pie". No one ever ate it, but for 2 weeks they were like "what happened to that canteloupe" as it started a microsociety in the local dump. A fuck so fruity it shifted the natural evolutionary course of this planet.
You sound like a real pleasure to have around the house. Specially in the holidays when its for the whole day.
I've never had fruitsex due to sub par charm level, and now that i'm no longer 25 and handsome i don't think its ever going to happen. Your description of the experience will make me regret this for the rest of my life, what you did there is cruel, fuck you Simo.
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