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Every year millions of women accidentally pass gas in loud nightclubs due to twerking. This phenomena is generally underreported b/c of a combination of loud music and the body odor of those on the dance floor. Only by raising awareness can we stop these evil women from gassing their fellow minorities.

Every year millions of women accidentally pass gas in loud nightclubs due to twerking. This phenomena is generally underreported b/c of a combination of loud music and the body odor of those on the dance floor. Only by raising awareness can we stop these evil women from gassing their fellow minorities.

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the middle ages? My god this is worse than I could have imagined.

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The war has been raging on since Catherine Howard (Henry's the 8ths fifth wife, sometimes known as "the rose without a thorn".) accused Henry the 8th of passing gas after twerking for the royal court. Specifically "the rose without a thorn" was a nickname that resulted from a disinformation campaign to convince people that she did not fart. It is long believed that she culturally appropriated her dance moves from the original black inhabitants of the UK before the white people murdered them all.

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Even better information this should be part of the original PSA as it clearly shows that the dance moves were culturally appropriated from the KANGZ of Europe but the evil whites.

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As of now it's still only a theory as it's widely believed white people wiped out all traces of this civilization w/ Atlantis and Wakanda. The search for evidence continues.