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Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirds too...

Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirds too...

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[–] 5 pts

He's actually in a coma and has been dreaming this place up for the last few years. I keep telling him to wake up and release us, but he takes perverse delight in keeping us locked in this imaginary digital prison.

[–] 4 pts

I like sleep though. Why would I release you? The birds just started a song I like.

[–] 3 pts

You're wasting your life asleep in a bed. Who knows what's beyond your eyelids...

[–] 3 pts

Normies.

[–] 3 pts

Wasn't that a sci-fi channel movie in the 90s

[–] 3 pts

Well, no one said it was a new idea...

[–] 2 pts

did someone give him catnip!?