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Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirds too...

Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirds too...

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[–] 5 pts

He's actually in a coma and has been dreaming this place up for the last few years. I keep telling him to wake up and release us, but he takes perverse delight in keeping us locked in this imaginary digital prison.

[–] 4 pts

I like sleep though. Why would I release you? The birds just started a song I like.

[–] 3 pts

You're wasting your life asleep in a bed. Who knows what's beyond your eyelids...

[–] 3 pts

Normies.

[–] 3 pts

Wasn't that a sci-fi channel movie in the 90s

[–] 3 pts

Well, no one said it was a new idea...

[–] 2 pts

did someone give him catnip!?

[–] 2 pts

That is good theory, except it's probably Hmong Dúi 's account. What say ye @stupidbird ?

[–] 0 pt

The network has a high level of confidence in it's theory.

[–] 2 pts

Spreading disinformation about fellow cats around the poal.

[–] 1 pt

Your disinformation is my observational evidence. Please remain in view of the birds at all times.

[–] 0 pt

Cats are the jews of the pet world. You aren't @Intrinsic and thus not doclien.

[–] 0 pt

Just what a cat would say

if jews then why capitalize?

[–] 1 pt

More like catipalize (i.kym-cdn.com)

God I need more under the table work