He's actually in a coma and has been dreaming this place up for the last few years. I keep telling him to wake up and release us, but he takes perverse delight in keeping us locked in this imaginary digital prison.
I like sleep though. Why would I release you? The birds just started a song I like.
You're wasting your life asleep in a bed. Who knows what's beyond your eyelids...
Normies.
Wasn't that a sci-fi channel movie in the 90s
Well, no one said it was a new idea...
did someone give him catnip!?
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