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Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirdstoo...

Probably why he has a nose for dogliens and @stupidbirds too...

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[–] • 5 pts 2y

He's actually in a coma and has been dreaming this place up for the last few years. I keep telling him to wake up and release us, but he takes perverse delight in keeping us locked in this imaginary digital prison.

[–] • 4 pts 2y

I like sleep though. Why would I release you? The birds just started a song I like.

[–] • 3 pts 2y

You're wasting your life asleep in a bed. Who knows what's beyond your eyelids...

[–] • 3 pts 2y

Normies.

[–] • 3 pts 2y

Wasn't that a sci-fi channel movie in the 90s

[–] • 3 pts 2y

Well, no one said it was a new idea...

[–] • 2 pts 2y

did someone give him catnip!?

[–] • 2 pts 2y

That is good theory, except it's probably Hmong Dúi 's account. What say ye @stupidbird?

[–] • 0 pt 2y

The network has a high level of confidence in it's theory.

[–] • 2 pts 2y

Spreading disinformation about fellow cats around the poal.

[–] • 1 pt 2y

Your disinformation is my observational evidence. Please remain in view of the birds at all times.

[–] • 0 pt 2y

Cats are the jews of the pet world. You aren't @Intrinsicand thus not doclien.

[–] • 0 pt 2y

Just what a cat would say

if jews then why capitalize?

[–] • 1 pt 2y

More like catipalize(i.kym-cdn.com)

God I need more under the table work