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Theoretically speaking, I think Poal is run by an AI controlled server in the former Soviet Republic of Uzbekistan. The Polar Bear logo is the dead giveaway that it is an undercover operation of an underground socialist movement within that former province of the USSR. This is also why they push such things as chat and more importantly, Podcasts ... both of which are used to seek out intelligent life forms among their subscriber base who they plan on indoctrinating into their evil madness. Unfortunately, they've found it very difficult to identify possible targets to date. But that won't stop them from trying. Beware, you've been warned.

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Can confirm every words is true.

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After further review ... I'm leaning towards the Antarctic theory though. With ties to Uzbekistan.

I mean, come on ... AOU ... Antarctic Order of Uzbekistan ... it all makes sense.

I still haven't worked through the PMYB2 acronym though ... but it's likely sinister. Boobs is just a cover. A good one, but still just a cover.

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Big if true

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Breaking news man! I'm planning on feeding it to BuzzFeed any day now.

It still may be run by ancient aliens hiding with Nazis in Antarctica, an alternate theory of mine, so I need to confirm a few more facts before they'll run with it. Those BuzzFeed editors are tough.

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Agartha is stirring up trouble again?! Those bastards!!!!!