Mission accepted I'll be en route to Mecca shortly.
I don't care how much you're paying, I wouldn't do that to a hamster
You'll fall asleep eventually
We've got the tranquilizer gun if this takes much longer. I'd like to get the pics of the hamster stuck in his ass before my spin class at 4.
Using "harder!" as a safe word was a mistake...
Based
By the way I know you and the first thing I did was search this string https://lingojam.com/AlienLanguage
It's just a little cock on the side bro... what are you a nazi republican or sumting? I still raise my wife's mixed race son like he was my own.
I like my meat fresh
If you delete the first 8 letters of that sentence you decode the message. "Eat Fresh"... known pedophile code from that subway guy Jared who wants you to lose weight by taking six inches... Whatcha saying there boone... I got my eye on you...
Someone better watch. Fucking feds gave up. In minecraft mother fucker
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