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You ever cut grass w/ one of those automatic push mower jobs? It's never fast enough and forces you to walk slowly behind it b/c the gearing won't let you go faster. They really suck... If you can't push a mower it's time to get a riding one. Why do people buy these things?

[–] [deleted] 2 pts (edited )

Our records show you potentially owe over 6 million poalbucks to the PRS.

You know, the grass has been getting long at the Shekekberg Institute.

@cognitivedissident5 are we prepared to settle his case for slave labor by a stupid shabbos goy some gardening? I think it can be arranged, with a donation to the ADL of course.

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Have you guys filed the appropriate 405cimbutthurt and the 406bjustthetip forms required to assrape me?

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

You will have to consult agent @starjello, but I'm sure that he has!

In fact, that remark was a verbal assault in and of itself. An act of violence, accusing him of derelict of official duties.

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Of course we have! Submit the money you owe or pay the price...the latter is not related to money.