Same reason I own an AR15, conventional sex toys just aren't doing it anymore. I need a little danger in the anus.

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I was kinda proud of this one. If no one else is gonna quote me I guess I have to. I'll never post someone else's username but I damn well reserve the right to take credit for my own autism.

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It is a golden comment. Though if we included you every time you made a good comment, this sub would be a Simo sub.

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I've personally found the key is in picking the proper muzzle break. Watch out for sharp edges. Get the wrong one and you could really hurt yourself.

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You're into weird things. I like that.

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Loaded, cocked, safety off? Sounds stimulating.

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It was an awesome comment. That's why I didn't response. I didn't want to give your yankee fucking ass credit

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I think we all know who the real yankee here is.

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AR-15 in pooper needs top be the new sharpie

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