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If you wanna be a friend tell the selfie thot to leave em on her instagram where everyone knows who she is and not post them on the mostly anonymous site where generally no one can figure it out.

The only person that even doxxed this cunt on this site was you in a post talking about how she was doxxed on another site...

W/ friends like you...

You're not doing anything. You're virtue signalling over a perceived wrong most people consider nonsense. Ermagerd my internet friendo had a reverse google image search done on them after posting selfies. So now you're going to white knight b/c some cunt was using technologies that are clearly beyond her grasp and understanding... as well as yours. >If you wanna be a friend tell the selfie thot to leave em on her instagram where everyone knows who she is and not post them on the mostly anonymous site where generally no one can figure it out. The only person that even doxxed this cunt on this site was you in a post talking about how she was doxxed on another site... W/ friends like you...

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Shit, I failed.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Not what I was implying. You should be able to post your own for a little humility if they're bad and yours/other's posts for everyone to admire if they're a work of art.

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Dude tho... My comment history is amazing stupid. Especially so on fridays and saturdays. It's like a modern miracle I'm not a regular feature in this sub. TBH, I'm a little jealous.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I used to post a lot after 12 hr night shifts. It's almost like being drunk.

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