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Hello fellow Poalers. I am here to convince you to be sympathetic to my plight.

Hey -------, I saw you admit what you did to me. All to help ------- who you then turned around and fucked her over by sleeping with her drugged out criminal husband (who I have the criminal record of).

First you bitches posted OLD pics of me from my wilder days. Then pics of me from when I was heavy, trying to play it off that I am that way now. You fat ugly cunts are so jealous. I took a picture for you. Why not? You've posted tons of my pictures anyway.

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I lost my weight. What's your excuse ------- and -------? I've seen both of your pictures. You're both fat and ugly. No wonder you're so jealous of me. I'm not a snob but fuuuuuck. I'm way better than you ugly ass cunts.

As much as I can't stand -------, I can say that she's at least more classy and prettier than -------. Plus, she was smart enough to boot that junkie -------. -------, you are just trashy and have made an absolute fool out of yourself. You should be ashamed.

Hey -------, I saw you admit what you did to me. All to help ------- who you then turned around and fucked her over by sleeping with her drugged out criminal husband (who I have the criminal record of). First you bitches posted OLD pics of me from my wilder days. Then pics of me from when I was heavy, trying to play it off that I am that way now. You fat ugly cunts are so jealous. I took a picture for you. Why not? You've posted tons of my pictures anyway. [image redacted] I lost my weight. What's your excuse ------- and -------? I've seen both of your pictures. You're both fat and ugly. No wonder you're so jealous of me. I'm not a snob but fuuuuuck. I'm way better than you ugly ass cunts. As much as I can't stand -------, I can say that she's at least more classy and prettier than -------. Plus, she was smart enough to boot that junkie -------. -------, you are just trashy and have made an absolute fool out of yourself. You should be ashamed.

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Names were redacted to better conform to sub guidelines. You could make it a madlib, though. That'd be fun!

Hey @PMYB2, I saw you admit what you did to me. All to help @AOU, who you then turned around and fucked her over by sleeping with her drugged out criminal husband (who I have the criminal record of).

First you bitches posted OLD pics of me from my wilder days. Then pics of me from when I was heavy, trying to play it off that I am that way now. You fat ugly cunts are so jealous. I took a picture for you. Why not? You've posted tons of my pictures anyway.

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I lost my weight. What's your excuse @PMYB2 and @AOU,? I've seen both of your pictures. You're both fat and ugly. No wonder you're so jealous of me. I'm not a snob but fuuuuuck. I'm way better than you ugly ass cunts.

As much as I can't stand @PMYB2,, I can say that she's at least more classy and prettier than @AOU. Plus, she was smart enough to boot that junkie @Pembo210. @AOU, you are just trashy and have made an absolute fool out of yourself. You should be ashamed.

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[–] • 5 pts

toppest of keks my good man

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[–] • 4 pts

lol

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Yeah, I know why the names were redacted. I was just trying to subtly say "Turn it into a fakkin madlib u cunt"

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[–] • 6 pts

Well... you're welcome!

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