I mean, I'd suck you dry, faggot.
I mean, I'd suck you dry, faggot.
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It’s so small and bitten off. You’d fall on the floor and flail around like a man who’s never been on a floor.
I feel bad for my own sense of continuity sometimes, but I just want to take this moment to express empathy for the women I’ve slept with.
They have never felt anything but regret. And every time I regret making them feel that way. I can’t pleasure a women and when I try to imagine it, I can’t because My palm is empty and there is no way to imagine something I’ve never had existing in that space.
About 11 seconds before the last paragraph I severed a nimble fixture from the apex of my legs and torso.
You call this a penis, but I never allowed myself to call it that, because I don’t have an actual penis guys, this was an easy thing to bleed out and die for. I have no penis now, yet a minute back I had only a miniature avatar of a penis.
SO WHO CARES amirite??
Haha. You.. yOuuuii guizee ! I’m only kiddIng. You don’t think I was serious do you ????
Look it was just a gag. No it’s not actually small. Holy shit are you thinking it’s actually small? Dude....dude come on. My reputation is ruined isn’t??? Alright it’s actually small, I’m not even close to being ok with it. Stop telling people about this. I’ll actually cut it off if you lead me down this road.
I shouldn’t have written this.
I want my mommies tits.
*Do have a dick longer than 2" ? If so, upvote. If not, don't upvote. If your dick is less than 2", downvote*
Downvote.
It’s so small and bitten off. You’d fall on the floor and flail around like a man who’s never been on a floor.
I feel bad for my own sense of continuity sometimes, but I just want to take this moment to express empathy for the women I’ve slept with.
They have never felt anything but regret. And every time I regret making them feel that way. I can’t pleasure a women and when I try to imagine it, I can’t because My palm is empty and there is no way to imagine something I’ve never had existing in that space.
About 11 seconds before the last paragraph I severed a nimble fixture from the apex of my legs and torso.
You call this a penis, but I never allowed myself to call it that, because I don’t have an actual penis guys, this was an easy thing to bleed out and die for. I have no penis now, yet a minute back I had only a miniature avatar of a penis.
SO WHO CARES amirite??
Haha. You.. yOuuuii guizee ! I’m only kiddIng. You don’t think I was serious do you ????
Look it was just a gag. No it’s not actually small. Holy shit are you thinking it’s actually small? Dude....dude come on. My reputation is ruined isn’t??? Alright it’s actually small, I’m not even close to being ok with it. Stop telling people about this. I’ll actually cut it off if you lead me down this road.
I shouldn’t have written this.
I want my mommies tits.
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