Not all of us are from the US and some of us actually think your're all retarded. And some of us know you're all retarded. And some of us bare the scares of your retardation. | Poal: Say what you want.

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Not all of us are from the US and some of us actually think your're all retarded. And some of us know you're all retarded. And some of us bare the scares of your retardation.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

I will never rest until your kind are gone and a small child isn't interfering with my typing.

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

This here's what we in the trades call an "instant classic" - the combination of "your're" and "bare the scares" make for hints of prescriptivist retaliation, a sensation only amplified by the almost aggressive overuse of the word "retarded". It's like an angry spastic wrote it, and that's what makes it funny.

I give this one four "cool web content"s out of seven, because you don't know what it was like, man. You weren't there. Unless you were, in which case you might; whatever.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

This here's what we in the trades...

What trade would that be? Chroming?

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Technical term for it is "das computenmaschine unvögelnwerken", I believe.

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

The only birds of prey I know of ate a fat man in Jurasic Park. Also mein haus frau

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Scares? Who’s a tard?

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[–] • 2 pts

GAS THE TARDS

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[–] • 2 pts

BEAT ME TO IT U FUKEN GERMAN.

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*bear the scars. Retard.

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[–] • 1 pt

Wow lol this one is good.

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[–] • 0 pt

Hey idiot!!! Buzz off!!! Go elsewhere!! I hear Germany is gunna be an Islamic State and you all allow your women to be raped with zero consequences. Keep hating Americans and America!! You will beg for our help!! Your jealouse😂

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