FΨnΛlly... Ψ Λm fΞΞlΨng my ΛncΞstrΛl vrΨl fløwΨng thrøvgh my bødy. My ΨrΨs hΛs løst Λny Λnd Λll pΨgmΞntΛtΨøn, Ψt Ψs cømplΞtΞly whΨtΞ. Ψ cΛn hΞΛr HΨtlΞr cΛllΨng mΞ frøm ΛgΛrthΛ tø sΛvΞ thΞ ΛryΛn rΛcΞ. Ψ cΛn hΞΛr thΞ VrΨlyΛ ΛskΨng mΞ tø sΨt øn thΞΨr thrønΞ. ThΨs Ψs my dΞstΨny..

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F丫n人lly... 丫人m f三三l丫ng my 人nc三str人l vr丫l fløw丫ng thrøvgh my bødy. My 丫r丫s h人s løst 人ny 人nd 人ll p丫gm三nt人t丫øn, 丫t 丫s cømpl三t三ly wh丫t三. 丫 c人n h三人r H丫tl三r c人ll丫ng m三 frøm 人g人rth人 tø s人v三 th三人ry人n r人c三. 丫 c人n h三人r th三 Vr丫ly人人sk丫ng m三 tø s丫t øn th三丫r thrøn三. Th丫s 丫s my d三st丫ny..

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