"Outer space makes no logical sense. Cant have a wet ball hurling through a vacuum rotating and everything is magically still and not being flung around everywhere."

Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2024 Poal.co

747

•

(post is archived)

You are currently inside a comment thread.

Click here to see all the comments (7).

[–] • 3 pts

Yeah, hans is beginning to get through to us. Hell, I'm a retired ICBM guy and never realized till just recently that those government bastards were paying me to do nothing. It was tough faking all that stuff, but I did my part!

link

[–] • 1 pt

Nuclear warheads are fake too, according to hansel.

parent
link

[–] • 1 pt

I know, I worked long and hard on the coverup ... who knew hans would figure it out!

parent
link

[–] • 1 pt

(edited )

I don't know whether to go with the "idiot savant" quote, or the "blind squirrel finding a nut" quote

parent
link

/s/PoalPasta

created ago

About this sub

A sub dedicated to Poal's copy pasta-worthy posts and comments.

Post pastas without context (NO usernames; NO linking to the post). The pasta should speak for itself.

This sub is not intended for naming and shaming or airing out your personal grievances with another user (in fact, it would be better to refrain from posting pastas that were in reply to you). Hopefully our pasta chefs whose masterpieces appear here will be able to laugh along.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.