Let me guess you're between 19 and 25 years old, loved reddit until someone showed you 4chan and you became an edge lord.

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You're from a suburbanites household of a split family and the only reason you think anything is because it was cool to think it. You're obviously young and ignorant because you have no ability to separate your thoughts of now vs reality of history, except when it suits you, and you're incapable of seeing the hypocrisy in that cognitive dissonance. You keep bouncing around because truth isn't important only your hollow self undulgebt need to feel like you "win" something.

You'll never win buddy.

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How much you want to bet the person stating all of this is exactly what they are calling the other person?

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That was good all the way through.

You're from a suburbanites household of a split family

I read that as someone is living in a suburbanite's broken home, and accept no other interpretations.

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I usually miss everything posted here. Funny shit.

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Did you just try to build and insult a strawman?

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Read the sidebar.

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got it, thanks.

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Non of those things

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Who are you talking to?

Also, what is truth?

(lastly, you are way off!)

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Read the sidebar.

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Thank you. I didn't notice the sub!

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Reddit wasn't even a thing back when I discovered 4chan.

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