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Wasn't there a radio contest where the person who drank the most water without pissing won the tickets? A nurse called in during the show and said they could die. They laughed until one of the contestants died. Lawsuit was filed. (abcnews.go.com) Ironically, I think she was trying to win the tickets for her husband.

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the one i heard about was it was a mother who was trying to win an xbox for their kid

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The article I quoted was for a Wii

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