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>Either get your mind right, or I swear by The Great State of Texas, and by all the cosmic powers at my command, I shall hereby curse thee, and banish thy soul to, "The Hell of Pushing Shopping Carts In a Walmart Parking Lot".

>In Dubuque, Iowa.

>In the winter.

>Uphill. Both ways.

>And each and every cart will have that one fucked up wheel, and it will be a different wheel on every single cart.

>And one of your socks will have a hole in it that keeps snagging your pinky toe.

>Now you know the stakes. So un-fag yourself.

>>Either get your mind right, or I swear by The Great State of Texas, and by all the cosmic powers at my command, I shall hereby curse thee, and banish thy soul to, "The Hell of Pushing Shopping Carts In a Walmart Parking Lot". >>In Dubuque, Iowa. >>In the winter. >>Uphill. Both ways. >>And each and every cart will have that one fucked up wheel, and it will be a different wheel on every single cart. >>And one of your socks will have a hole in it that keeps snagging your pinky toe. >>Now you know the stakes. So un-fag yourself.

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Do you ever get one of those holes in your sock? Cutting off circulation, but you don't realize it right away?

Holy crap, that just reminded me of this time that I woke up amd my penis was hurting. I examined it, and somehow there was a 2 foot long human hair wrapped tightly around it near the head. No idea how the fuck it got there.

I have also pulled a 2 foot long hair out of my nose on two separate occasions. Why?

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