>Either get your mind right, or I swear by The Great State of Texas, and by all the cosmic powers at my command, I shall hereby curse thee, and banish thy soul to, "The Hell of Pushing Shopping Carts In a Walmart Parking Lot".
>In Dubuque, Iowa.
>In the winter.
>Uphill. Both ways.
>And each and every cart will have that one fucked up wheel, and it will be a different wheel on every single cart.
>And one of your socks will have a hole in it that keeps snagging your pinky toe.
>Now you know the stakes. So un-fag yourself.
>>Either get your mind right, or I swear by The Great State of Texas, and by all the cosmic powers at my command, I shall hereby curse thee, and banish thy soul to, "The Hell of Pushing Shopping Carts In a Walmart Parking Lot".
>>In Dubuque, Iowa.
>>In the winter.
>>Uphill. Both ways.
>>And each and every cart will have that one fucked up wheel, and it will be a different wheel on every single cart.
>>And one of your socks will have a hole in it that keeps snagging your pinky toe.
>>Now you know the stakes. So un-fag yourself.
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