I need to start flinging bacon bits everywhere I go and hand some to every new person I meet. "Eat a one pound package of bacon with me and we can do business together or find a different contractor because I don't work for kikes, muslims or vegans"
Bacon is not only fucking delicious but it's my new interview process. "I'm not antisemitic, anti-islam or have anything against vegans, I just want to only work with people in my bacon club thank you"
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