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"I've had hobbled gimps that failed to escape my basement that ran better than voat."

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I was very happy there for quite a while. I only left when it got to the point where it was down more often than it was up.

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Agreed, I never really left but I did change from a regular to an occasional poster. I left my old name behind because I use that name elsewhere and I have been stepping up my degrees of separation a bit.

Each time I checked in here over the last 2 or 3 years it seemed like a happy little place, but a bit of a ghost town. Less "small town" and more "incorporated territory land with a handful of houses and a general store along the only road".

Now it's got a real solid hustle and bustle.

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Less "small town" and more "incorporated territory land with a handful of houses and a general store along the only road".

That will make it to /s/poalpasta one day.

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Hahaha, well you guys had a very enjoyable, tiny corner of the internet. It looks like the tide of us haven't fucked up the spirit too bad, I have actually seen people respecting the "downvote isn't disagree button" rule (good rule). Turns out assimilation is key to taking on new people, who knew?

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