LMAO! I forgot about this one.
You're a mean one, Mr. Greg You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Greg, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Greg, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Greg, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Greg, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Greg, Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Greg, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Greg, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Greg, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Greg, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Greg, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Greg, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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