If nominated, I will not campaign. If elected, I will not serve. If questioned, I don’t know any of you.
This guy ^
I've been wonderful this quarter. Fires are down 12% from last quarter now that I'm less bored and more focused on work.
It helps that you stopped lighting your farts.
AOU is the best. No, better than the best.
I have not been payed to say this.
Me. My daughter says I'm the best.
That's either a very heartwarming statement or a very degenerate and disgusting statement. The internet has ruined me. I can't tell which one is true.
It's me, no question
Maroonsaint would be the ironic choice.
Me. I'm the reelust nigguh.
I think that there should be beatings until Poalformance improves, instead. Everyone but me, of course.. it was my idea I shouldn't have to partake.
I don't have to join your weird cult if I win, right? It's just an honorary?
Rumor has it, you have to go to your award ceremony at Poalhemian Grove and let MaroonSaint measure you.
Anticlutch is alleged to have called it, “the most faggy thing you could ever imagine.”
I nominate anticlutch for biggest cunt.
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