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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Buy some more, don't starve ivan to death you bastard!

[–] • 1 pt

Dat wasn't mayo dat was mah cumb jar

[–] • 2 pts

Its great on sandwiches

[–] • 1 pt

And up yah ass

[–] • 2 pts

That's gay

[–] • 1 pt

Hi huwite!

[–] • 1 pt

You didn't write your name on it and the best by date was tomorrow. What was I supposed to do!?

created ago

Have you ever had someone flirt with you in a way that made you fear for you life?

Only to have that person think that you were receptive to said flirting causing them to become more persistent?

Then they ask you about your balls and if you want to see their balls?

Let us know. We don't actually care, but we want to know.