If they're your geese, why don't you just retrieve them? Or are you acting like a delusional Karen that runs off kids from fishing in a community pond because they are disturbing "her" ducks?
If they're wild geese and you enjoy having them on your property, why not just set out food for them? They'll figure out soon enough which side of the fence the grass is greener.
If it's a Boone quote, then I hope he reads this. Confusing. Maybe an inside joke.
If they're your geese, why don't you just retrieve them? Or are you acting like a delusional Karen that runs off kids from fishing in a community pond because they are disturbing "her" ducks?
If they're wild geese and you enjoy having them on your property, why not just set out food for them? They'll figure out soon enough which side of the fence the grass is greener.
If it's a Boone quote, then I hope he reads this. Confusing. Maybe an inside joke.
What is it with duck ladies? I had to explain to my young son that it was against the rules for the duck lady to see him feed the ducks bread. He followed the rules.
I want fat, gassy ducks raised on refined starches!
What is it with duck ladies? I had to explain to my young son that it was against the rules for the duck lady to see him feed the ducks bread. He followed the rules.
I want fat, gassy ducks raised on refined starches!
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