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Amazon just delivered them - ordered to hand out on Halloween. We don't get many trick or treaters, but are visiting friends for a party and will hand them out there. They quack. Well squeak really...

Quack.

Amazon just delivered them - ordered to hand out on Halloween. We don't get many trick or treaters, but are visiting friends for a party and will hand them out there. They quack. Well squeak really... Quack.
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Rubber duckies are the worst part of driving a jeep.

[–] • 1 pt

Here at the House of Duck, all-terrain vehicles festooned with dozens of rubber ducks on their dashboards are persona - err... duckona? - non grata.

[–] • 1 pt

>Rubber duckies are the worst part of driving a jeep. >>

I second that.

[–] • 2 pts

Awesome duckies. We picked up 100 of them for 16 bucks last year but bc of all the jeep owners buying them, the price has went up a bit.

[–] • 1 pt

Good thing I can spawn them then...

[–] • 1 pt

There's an awful lot of nigger ducks in there. You have some 'splainin to do.

I can't believe no one else here on Poal has pointed out the nigger ducks. Makes me sus of the weekend crew...

[–] • 1 pt

Damnit, friggin must have altered my duck DNA.

Fuck a... Duck. Yeah, a duck...

[–] • 1 pt

You should have taken the "I don't exist" defense like that other bird that does not exist often does.

[–] • 1 pt

But birds aren't real, are they...

You always talk to yourself???

[–] • 1 pt

That’s just quackers.

[–] • 1 pt

Quite! It has the added benefit of not subjecting the House of Duck to a retaliatory egging at the hands of duck-hating middle schoolers hoping for a Reese's peanut butter cup, but receiving an irregular duck-shaped piece of gum that tastes like duck, rubber shit.

Fren's house on the other hand...

[–] • 1 pt

Hey, it's a bird-eat-bird world out there, and if your neighbor doesn't care for their nest - it's not gonna go good for them.