Knew a guy that made a walkway around the side of his house out of tombstones he found in the local dump. *"C'mon and look at the new walkway I put in. Cost me nothing."*, he said with a big grin. It looked great from a distance, but as we got closer, the more you could see what those flagstones were made from. When you got right up to them, you could read the names. *"I'm not walking on* THAT *fucking thing!"*, I said with horror. He just laughed and waved his hand at it. *"You should see the pile of them down at the dumps. Most of them are busted to pieces."* The bastard only did that to get a reaction. The walkway only lasted about a month.