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I should go get breakfast.

I should go get breakfast.

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We placed them to delay you.

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I think they're retarded. The goslings are staying on the grass, safely while the adults are actual niggers running around the road. It's as though geese have no infant vaccine regimen but have an adult vaccine regimen.

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It's because people don't run them over. They learn that they have power over vehicles.

Just keep creeping forwards and they'll move like cows do.

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I'm assuming you have a 12 gauge in your truck...use it. Dinner is at 5...your house. I will bring potatoes au gratin and some raspberry sauce. Traffic problem solved, thanks for coming out....

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To my knowledge the record is 19 from a man in Mundelein IL, see if you can beat it.

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Hang on, , , I thought stupidbird was a human. How the FUCK can these stupidbirds type on a keyboard?

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was

Not untrue.

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great,,, so now i need to be aware of geese

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Around Geese there is no peace.

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Geese, they are geese.

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Cobra chickens are dangerous.

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@boone specifically raises economic migrant chickens.

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You better not touch my birds. They have a God given right to protest.

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Why did the goose cross the road. Because fuck you I'm a goose.

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Jump out of your car and act like you're afraid of them.

You might not be allowed to chase them but they can chase you.

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So how was the breakfast?

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Loud and annoying until the oven is used.

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This is the correct answer to "What is a (((jew))) for 500$"

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At least you didn't have to wait in traffic for an hour because a building burned down.

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I feel like the last one trying to eat a crumb, edible particle or insect on the road, while in the face of vehicular danger was named "Corky Ducktcher" by his mother at birth.