Mr Kitty doesn't need to be clean. He just needs some treats, pets, and loves.

Hose, soap, and cage.

Cats are self cleaning.

Downside is they can get feline heartworm and there's no "magic pill" treatment for it.

Tortoise shell tabby. That's a mean little cat.

Comb her

They are self cleaning, which is a good and bad thing depending on what they are getting exposed to. They sell "pet wipes" which I think are for dogs and I've used those on my cats when they get stinky. I found some that had very few ingredients and all made sense. They didn't seem to care when I wiped them down with them. They dried fast enough they didn't have to lick it.

Cat's look after themselves, but if she really got dirty you could buy some wet wipes for cleaning cats from a pet shop, or order it online.

A dry hand towel will take off most of the larger dust and dirt and cobwebs cats seem to get in to.

Cat will take care of the rest.

I would not use anything wet or moist on the cat.