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[–] [Sticky] 6 pts

Bikini shot with my name on your chest with lipstick with tomorrow's date. Full eye contact next to the toilet with the seat up and a banana in the water.

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can we get this comment stickied?

This is the only way to truly verify OP's claims

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Done. Also a reminder for OP

Users are solely responsible for their own personal information if they choose to share it on the site.

https://poal.co/tos

Edit: also just noticed beer cans in restroom lol (bottom left)

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It could be diet coke

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I'm with Buffalo Fart on this one too. Never thought I'd say that, but here we are.

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Are you James Joyce reincarnate?

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The 'ol "Post a picture of someone else and pretend that it is me in the hopes that I will create an unwitting personal army to attack them" routine.

You think the internet was invented yesterday?

Get fukt kid

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Lol you guys who are so skeptical of every fucking thing make me really doubt myself for coming here andnlistening to you smack tards. We need more shit on aliens.

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Makes sense people observant of the JQ might be a bit touchy when it comes to trusting people.

Regardless, I say “congrats” to the OP.

He’s the real nigga!

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Yeah, I'm sure every person you meet on the internet is sincere. By the way, I have a great deal on this bridge

If its the one in Brooklyn I currently have a down payment on it.

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Time out. Do you play bridge? I'm looking for a partner

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No. This really is me, you with little posts

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4chan covered this a decade ago... You hold a little piece of paper with the date and either the website, or the username you're calling out; this proves you're who is represented in the image.

If you can't do that, you're a faggot and you need to GTFO.

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Nein. This is poal hugfest motherfucker. Until new voat hammers our butts. You fucking slimbean, fat ass motherfucker

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Tori Black did that on Reddit.

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Do you mean few posts or posts that are small in size?

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I will stuff Leslie Nielsen's dead corpse up one of our asses

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Now your dick pics.

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I don’t care that it’s a running joke on here and that everyone has seemed to accept it, but you’re a degenerate faggot. Go post on Grindr nigger

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If you haven't figured out the reason he does it, you might be retarded.

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I have figured it out, but he takes it too far.

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I don’t want to see faggots

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I dont think there is any possibility of misunderstanding what you want to see.

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Maroon: Now your dick pics.

Smedley: You got the best of me, now you want the rest of me?

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Let me see your balls

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I'll stuff my dick pics in your mouth, even though I don't have a dick

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If there is anything that is constant in this world its maroonsaint replying to a selfie with a dick pic request...

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NOPE. I see no piece of paper with your poal handle on it.

FAKE AND GAY

PICS OR GTFO FEDBOI

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You look like a homeless version of Bryan Cranston.

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But he Jew. At least he pointed out Zog in his x-files appearance

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Why’d you post a picture of Maroonsaint?

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Guess we both want dick pics

I'd recognize you anywhere! You're a Druid Monk named Faldor who specializes in blunt weapons.

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Thank you for respecting my druid heritage

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Fuck it all. Let's get living.

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Wait. Aren't you also chimp fighter?

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I thought that was a colostomy bag.

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Do you plan to be over 3.7 feet tall someday?

Signed, an actual Viking

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I'm 5'7, bitch. My back ain't what it used to be

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lol weak

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Lol cringe

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