She'll own the floor after paying for the damages.

How aren't europeans offended by a 50-foot gorilla plastered on the side of their historical architecture? Literally, it's king kongess.

If I owned the floor it would be made of lava.

NSFL Own the floor, she better since her fat ass is likely going to break the floor so if she owns it she won't be doing all that damage to someone else's property. That body type is likely why retail floors like in grocery stores are concrete since wood would splinter and creak under that much mass.

I mean, Nike is smart enough to realize the only thing dumb enough to spend $300 on a pair of ratty sneakers, loosely stitched together by a pack of 12 year old Cambodian sweat shop coolies, is a low IQ, sub-human Australopithecus.

More like REINFORCE the floor

Looking at that thing, I can imagine the mixture of smells eminating from that grotesque beast, cocoa butter, nigger sweat, old cooking oil and henny

You break it you bought it.

Faire manger le monde