im starting a gofund me to prove once and for all the earth is flat. were taking a trip to the edge. i know after all these years not one of us flat earthers ever thought hey guys lets just go take all our fishyeye lenses and drop them off the edge of the world. not...once...strange but its besides the point because im here now. it will be sad when the nasa guy that jumps out to hold sphere objects in my telescope every time i look into the eyepiece will be out of a job but marvin is talented im sure he will get by. not that i met him hes quick and hes gone every time i look up to catch him but on some level were pals. i like to imagine we go fishing sometimes and i call him marv for short. hes a real serious type and syas out loud he doesn't like it call me marvin but thats just his tough outer exterior talking he really likes it. marv has a shed he likes to go to when his wife gets too naggy where he goes to work on small engines weed whackers hedge trimmers and such. well anyway when i finally catch marv ill ask him about the signature on the picture. i built a looney tunes style rube goldberg net trap to catch him next time i take out my telescope.
im starting a gofund me to prove once and for all the earth is flat. were taking a trip to the edge. i know after all these years not one of us flat earthers ever thought hey guys lets just go take all our fishyeye lenses and drop them off the edge of the world. not...once...strange but its besides the point because im here now. it will be sad when the nasa guy that jumps out to hold sphere objects in my telescope every time i look into the eyepiece will be out of a job but marvin is talented im sure he will get by. not that i met him hes quick and hes gone every time i look up to catch him but on some level were pals. i like to imagine we go fishing sometimes and i call him marv for short. hes a real serious type and syas out loud he doesn't like it call me marvin but thats just his tough outer exterior talking he really likes it. marv has a shed he likes to go to when his wife gets too naggy where he goes to work on small engines weed whackers hedge trimmers and such. well anyway when i finally catch marv ill ask him about the signature on the picture. i built a looney tunes style rube goldberg net trap to catch him next time i take out my telescope.
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