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No. There are jungle termites which make these big mud nests. You push your hands into them and the termites craw up your arms. You smash them and rub their guts all over your body. The termite guts contain a chemical which repels mosquitos.
Which jungle drug warlord were you contracted to hunt down and assassinate?
Was it hard to kill silently and get away?
How many people have you been hired to hunt down and "take care of"?
Do you charge by the week?
Are you ever allowed to use a rifle?
so many questions...
I can't discuss such things. But I will say this: when it comes to the Jungle, the AK-47 is my choice. I would trust my life to that weapon hands down. I've seen it do things you wouldn't believe. I love that weapon.
We are now friends.
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