![I lived in the jungle for six months, this was my house [4000x3000 - 2.22MB]](https://pic8.co/sh/mNxya3.jpg){kind=link}
Have you seen this chick on youtube who makes huts in the jungle? She would a big help to have around. Cause damn. https://m.youtube.com/c/survivalshelterideas/
That is fake as shit. Notice how they skip HUGE portions of her 'building' and show just a few low effort clips of her making some very small adjustment. A crew does the work and videos her. Look at the views, 29 million views? Think of the add revenue.
@Reactionary_Liberty
Regardless of whether she accomplished this all on her own, she clearly has skills. She was clearly doing a lot of this work and knows what she’s doing.
I know. I noticed too. And look at the soil. That is highland jungle with dry soil. In the real jungle, the soil is swampy mud because it rains so much. You can't dig. You have to build your huts on stilts (files.catbox.moe) because it's the rainforest, you have to stay off the ground.
Plus, she's a filipina. They're liars. I almost married a filipina woman, I know. It's obviously fake to anyone who's ever lived in the jungle. Doing that kind of shit would take forever.
Yes, I have seen her. I think she is in the Philippines. I was in South America. I was given a jungle wife by the chief which helped out a lot.
Tell us more about this jungle wife
I met her, answers to Jane. Jane of the jungle.
Why the fuck did you unzip your pants just now, when asking that question?!
Well, they can't have a single gringo oogling the women in the village. It disrupts things. I was given a woman to assist with the daily chores and keep me company if need be. She was really sweaty and smelly, so I did not bang her every night. I didn't even let her sleep with me except for like two times when I was drunk on jungle juice. We went out hunting one night and I shot a couple of javelina. I also helped them with carrying a bunch of lumber to the village. Once I showed I wasn't some pussy ass tourist, they accepted me. They brought the girls out to do a dance and I was allowed to choose one for a wife. Basically, she was bitch. She washed my clothes, cooked my meals, treated my wounds, gave me massages, and carried my stuff sometimes. A lot of the men leave to work on farm or in towns, so there is a surplus of women. These weren't prime bitches either. They were a little older and either divorced or widowed. Trust me, I wanted a fresh one, but those were reserved for the actual members of the tribe.
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