I've been in 5 accidents. My wife has been in 0 accidents.
<GASP> Maybe I'm the woman?!?!?!
My wife has destroyed 12 cars. My daughter has gone through 5 so far.
You can't drop that info and not give some details. If they are that terrible at driving why the fuck do you let them get behind the wheel? Or is there more to it than that?
It's just women Dude. They don't respect machines. We've had at least 6 coffee makers die in 20 years as well.
That one's on you bud. You failed as a father to teach them how to not do that.
It's just women Dude!
Is your wife chinese?
She was white and blond.
Darling/Dad, I hope you don't mind, but....
Were you doing something fun and/or stupid? That's the key question.
Woman*
Do you drive like an asshole, or were they not your fault?
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