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[–] 23 pts

That picture fits right in with the dystopian cyberpunk nightmare world that we've created for ourselves.

[–] 6 pts

You hit the nail right on the head. Couldn’t imagine a better illustration of the world we created...

[–] 0 pt

I could: a painting... of Satan sitting in front of a computer, looking at a live-map of the globe... just jerking off.

[–] 10 pts

With a wardrobe change and fresh programming, bet you could have a lot of fun with that...

[–] 1 pt

if you only do the bare minimum work on it, and let mold grow on the fur, you could really freak some zoomers out

[–] 6 pts

Such a better Chuck E Cheese design than the current freak-o rat they have there now. Anyone else old as fuck like me, and recall when that place was different, all dark and cool like an old arcade?

[–] 1 pt
  • * looks off into the distance *
[–] 6 pts

How many homeless dudes do you think banged that thing?

[–] 4 pts

Depends on if it’s in San Francisco or anywhere else.

It's animated, imagine having that thing reacting to love thrusts?

[–] 4 pts

I see your creepy Chuck E Cheese and raise you a creepier shark found in a lake. https://files.catbox.moe/bns0pa.jpg

[–] 3 pts

I Imagine the first person to find that throughly shit themselves.

[–] 1 pt

Why do you think the water is rather cloudy in that picture?

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

It's a zombie.

[–] 5 pts

It's gaddamn terminator prototype

[–] 3 pts

Aww, somewhere there is a ball pit full of piccaninnies chimping out over Muh Chuck E. and sheeeiit!

[–] 2 pts

I think my heart stopped for a second there. Fuck everything about that thing.

You'd probably really enjoy "Willy's Wonderland" then.

[–] 2 pts

FNAF is real, my boys will now spend all night watching our security cameras.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

That's actually a good idea. Get you and a few buddies to dress up in suits like that.

[–] 0 pt

oh shit dont go giving the clintons more ideas for terrifying the shit out of children...

Oh... You don't know how bad things really are.

[–] 1 pt

This is what happens to all show business actors once they get old and useless

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