![Jonathan the tortoise was born in 1832 and is 189 years old [720x711 - 73KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/f2685Q.jpg){kind=link}
jonathan, do you have any words of wisdom for us? pauses “yes, uh... fuck niggers”
jonathan, do you have any words of wisdom for us? *pauses* “yes, uh... fuck niggers”
The envy of all the blood-sucking ruling class.
The envy of all the blood-sucking ruling class.
He's seen some shit.
He's seen some shit.
niggers were still cattle back then, this thing is ancient.
niggers were still cattle back then, this thing is ancient.
Is this Mitch McConnell's younger brother?
Is this Mitch McConnell's younger brother?
No. That’s Mitch McConnell.
No. That’s Mitch McConnell.
He was alive for when the West was great. I don't know if I'm envious of him for that, or saddened that he saw greatness rise and fall.
He was alive for when the West was great. I don't know if I'm envious of him for that, or saddened that he saw greatness rise and fall.
Now we get to watch the Chinese rise to power woohooo
Now we get to watch the Chinese rise to power woohooo
You realize the world bank is the one that funds China right
You realize the world bank is the one that funds China right
No I don’t. All I know is China is getting rich as fuck. They’re ruthless enough to take over everything and us their biggest competitor is getting softer and dumber by the day. So it’s only a matter of time.
No I don’t. All I know is China is getting rich as fuck. They’re ruthless enough to take over everything and us their biggest competitor is getting softer and dumber by the day. So it’s only a matter of time.
Lol the chinese yeah okay faggot
Lol the chinese yeah okay faggot
:( can I see your dick at least
:( can I see your dick at least
Only enough for an even war with the us so we can destroy each other making Israel the world super power. Nigger fags like you are playing right into the plan.
Only enough for an even war with the us so we can destroy each other making Israel the world super power. Nigger fags like you are playing right into the plan.
Aw man why you gotta be so mean brah
Aw man why you gotta be so mean brah
Israel won't be a superpower if the US isn't. Who will they get their 38 billion from?
Israel won't be a superpower if the US isn't. Who will they get their 38 billion from?
Awesome, thanks for sharing
Awesome, thanks for sharing
Love long-living turtle stories! :)
Love long-living turtle stories! :)
I believe God gave them long life because they live so slowly.
I believe God gave them long life because they live so slowly.
That nose, I'm concerned.
That nose, I'm concerned.
Wipe your damn nose Johnathan!
Wipe your damn nose Johnathan!
At that age needs someone else to do it for him :(
At that age needs someone else to do it for him :(
So slow and steady does live longer? Slow life history might be the key to longevity we are all looking for
So slow and steady does live longer? Slow life history might be the key to longevity we are all looking for
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