We can camp if we want to We can leave the goys behind 'Cause your friends don't camp and if they don't camp Well, they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can camp.. Caaaaaaaaaaaaamp... We can go when we want to The night is *jung* and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry (OY VEY!) Say, we can camp if we want to If we don't, nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like a Mossad shill And say, we can camp, we can camp Everything's out of control We can camp, we can camp They're doing it from pole to pole We can camp, we can camp Everybody's missing their glans We can camp, we can camp Everybody's taking the chaa----aaaaaaaaaaaaance Safety camps Oh well, the safety camps Oy vey, the safety camps