No shit? I was born right next door. I had a stint in the art scene, but the economy sucked.
For real though, I hope you're serious.
Ah, mein kleiner Wiener schnitzel, I am serious. My Gaskammer will not have leaky wooden doors..
I'm used to the amish dialect here, so kleiner had me fucked up for a minute. IDK the spelling, but they'd say "wenitch" or maybe "grubich". Der wenitch kendis - the little candies. Their swear words are hilarious, too.
That comes from the German 'wenig' = 'not much'
Proper German: kleiner/kleines/kleine/kleinen, depending on the word in question.
Frankfurt slang 'Plattdeutsch', we say 'klah' for all four of those. It makes people that speak proper 'Hochdeutsch' go nuts.
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