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>Sinkholes which have been appearing across Philadelphia have neighbors terrified that they'll go tumbling in as the city has failed to solve the problem. A series of sinkholes have been sparking concern among residents, and many have accused local officials of failing to repair them. One in particular has swallowed a large portion of Dreer Street in the city's Kensington neighborhood. To make matters worse, the hole was marked by just a single traffic cone after it swallowed up a barricade that had been placed around it.
One in particular has swallowed a large portion of Dreer Street in the city's Kensington neighborhood.
Satan is recalling his minions.
