I'd rather we be forced to celebrate Delco Day than this bullshit. And Delconians are pretty insufferable.
Delco is one of my favorite places in the world, everyone there acts and speaks like a poorly written cartoon parody.
It is magical.
We're gonna reclaim it
The hell is Delco day
It's a holiday where attendance is limited to citizens of the Amish Pennsylvania Reich and our fifth columnist allies in South Jersey.
Hm. I have a pretty weird pa accent. May have to check this out