Back in my day you'd get molested for free.
Your kids gonna get raped for free. I just need the $20.00 application fee. And $10.00 for processing. Also, we wouldn't like that little goyim to gen sunburnt, so $15.00 for that. We use the good stuff, totally worth it. And $30.00 dollars for the professional photographer, after all, hou wouldn't want your little one to forget his special day. That'll be $75.00 dollars, cash or credit, no checks.
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