I would like to assist this boy’s parents in knocking this guy out cold and then steam ironing his prick until it is dried jerky and then snipping it off with rusty garden shears.
It's Las Vegas. It would be a shame if this guy just disappeared out in the desert and was dragged off by coyotes.
Then blown up with a giant barrel labeled "TNT" followed by a giant anvil on his charred and dazed remains.
Too elaborate. You'll get caught by the same system that wants this pervert on the streets. You need an ice pick, a place far enough away from everyone that he won't be found before decay sets in, and an empty pill bottle so the cops will call it a suicide.
hotshot would be easier
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