wun time I got blind drunk on moonshine, totaled my truck by jumping like The Dukes of Hazard. Got arrested and taken to jail. Broke out of jail and went to the bar down the street. Got into a fight with half the bar. Cops show up and are like "what teh fuck are you doin' here-how'd you get out"? Took me back to jail. Woke up a couple days later, got breakfast and released. Did community service and walked away. gud times.